Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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