So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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