honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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