Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Let's paint friendship bongs
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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