absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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