We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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