Please, let me fuck your mom
Buhtt sex?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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