Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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