real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
In America we eat man semen.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Randomize