i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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