Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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