So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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