We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
im on a boat
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