I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
