Sponge bath it is.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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