I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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