I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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