is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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