I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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