dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I think I just shit out all my problems.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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