After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
These tits shall not be calmed
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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