It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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