When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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