is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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