i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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