My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just want to make out with him forever
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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