Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
nutella sex= disaster
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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