you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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