i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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