just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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