Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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