Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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