Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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