so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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