It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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