So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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