I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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