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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I wear drunk well.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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