Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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