Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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