she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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