What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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