I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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