I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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