i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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