I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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