Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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