my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
