i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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