How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
It's rum buckets o'clock
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
