Swine flu. Run for my life!
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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