Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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