Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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