I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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